Posted 8 hours ago
When was the last time you were in a hotel n got fucked with no strings attached?
Anonymous asked

When I was fucking your mom.

Posted 8 hours ago
Bruh I dunno what your issue is with eatin ass, I love me some ass and you cant knock that shit till you try it
Anonymous asked

illmaticraj:

Bruh you need Jesus. Or Krishna. Or whoever. You need help..

I’m so mad that I’ve become the guy that everybody bugs about eating ass. It’s UNHOLY I TELLS YA.


My face when I saw this. No fucking lie.

I love him. Omg lol

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

Posted 1 day ago

Ctfuuu oh #tumblr

Posted 1 day ago

More sunny pics

Posted 3 days ago
5,000 posts!

5,000 posts!

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Posted 3 days ago

Him: I don’t date black women. It’s just a preference.

Me: Based on what?

Him: Nothing, it’s just how I feel.

Me: Impossible, deliberate aversions come from somewhere.

Him: Its just a preference, that’s all.

Me: No, a preference is preferring broccoli to asparagus. You can say that because asparagus will always taste the same, even when prepared differently.

Him: And?

Me: And we’re not always the same at all. There are hundreds of millions of us and we’re each completely different from the next. If an employer said not hiring Black people was a preference would you agree?

Him: No, but that’s based on stereotypes.

Me: … And what is yours based on, facts?

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Thissssss^^^^^^^^

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Oh, bitch. Read down!

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Posted 3 days ago

the-pizzacat:

Twerk 4 the pizzacat !There is only one original @the_pizzacat pizza #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #pizzacat #breadcats #pugmob #officialgenius #wtf #pizza #pizzacats #epic #lolcats #funnycat #seapunk #meme #catmeme #catgang #golfwang #oddfuture #grunge #doge #unicorn #tacos

Posted 3 days ago
the-pizzacat:

fuck it but not pizza love pizza
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the-pizzacat:

fuck it but not pizza love pizza

www.pugmob.com

Posted 3 days ago

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

Posted 3 days ago

unfollovving:

matabertus:

So that explains it.

they’re right

Posted 3 days ago
abigaildonaldson:

Photographed by Sean & Seng for Interview Russia February 2012

abigaildonaldson:

Photographed by Sean & Seng for Interview Russia February 2012

Posted 3 days ago

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

Posted 3 days ago